Big birthday week this past week as The Sniper celebrated his birthday and Platinum Tarks 

had a big 65th. Many times these noteworthy celebrations would be done in Vegas, over 

copious amounts of adult beverages, but this year we went early and the boys will have to 

celebrate at home with their families. We still wish them many more happy days. And next week, Miss Talia will celebrate her 5th birthday. We had a party for her when she was in town

last weekend and it was great fun at the Organ Piper Pizza on the South Side. Great family

friendly spot if you are looking for a place to take a bunch of kids for something different.


The weather is really changing these days in Milwaukee. The days are getting shorter and there is a real crisp to the air. The leaves are rapidly falling and you can tell summer is over and

winter is coming. Soon we will all have the arduous tasks of putting all the summer furniture in the garage, putting out the driveway markers and schlepping the hoses inside. But it was

a really nice summer while it lasted.


Next week will really be doing something different as The Czar of The Cigar has arranged a trip to big time wrestling to see the WWE show that is coming to town. Can't say I have been to one of those since I was a teenager, and it leads into next week's Update of Wrestling Icons.


And what else is newsworthy? Let's see...

And today, something a bit different for the Jokes, an all Quickie Day...

And one last football story...

Lesbian Dinosaur

Q: What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?

A: Lickalotapuss!

Another picture to catch your breath...

President Trump released some photos of his trip to Puerto Rico, where he inspected the damage done by the hurricane...

In Science News, some interesting facts about potassium...

In Legal News that Platinum Tarks will find amazing, here is a case that shows why we hate lawyers...

In Sports News, Dallas is still reeling from another defeat from Aaron Rodgers...

Maybe this is the only way semiautomatic weapons will ever be regulated...

I got a million of them...

You know all those emails from Nigeria that promise you millions if you only give them a credit card number and a few thousand dollars? Well, maybe, just maybe...

And another amazing story of a women who saved her family. Her quotes are classic...

So that is all for this week's edition of Jokes From Shaf

Be back next week with a Wrestling Icons Update

Have a great week until then.

In Business News, the Garnier company is being sued for false advertising...

A break from the Quickies...

Blonde and a Mosquito

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?

A: A mosquito will quit sucking when you smack it!

In second place, with 2504 votes was the  Plaxico Burress TD with under 30 seconds left...

Trump's relationship with her reminds me of a famous Star Wars character...

Blonde and a Bowling Ball

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?

A: You can only get 3 fingers in a bowling ball.

versus how World Cup goals are celebrated...


Snoop Doggy Dog

Q:  What do The Liberty Bell and Snoop Doggy Dog have in common?

A:  They both have a little crack in them.

Irish Wedding and Funeral


Q: What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?

A: One less drunk.

Dead Skunk

Q: What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

A: There are skid marks in front of the skunk.

Confusion

Q: What is the definition of confusion?

A: 20 blind lesbians in a fish market.

maybe the Europeans have it right. 


Second, a survey was done to determine the best play of the last few years. 4 million voters were surveyed. In third place, with 1250 votes,  was Amani Toomer's 38 yard touchdown play...

Why is a woman like Kentucky Fried Chicken?

Because after that succulent breasts and tender thighs, all you are left with is a greasy box to put your bone in.

And the winning play, with 3,996,341 votes was Bambi McAfee signaling a Down and Out to the

Bills to win the game...

Lastly, three final football related stories. First, when you look at how touchdowns are celebrated...

Priest Castration

Q: How do you castrate a priest?

A: Kick the altar boy in the chin.

                         October  17, 2017  

Bermuda Triangle

Q: What do the Bermuda Triangle and blondes have in  common?

A: They've both swallowed a lot of semen.

I guess if we remember what she looked like before she married The Donald, it is no surprise...

Next  Update  on  

        Tuesday,

October  24, 2017

Wrestling  Icons  Update

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Brain Cells

Q: What do you call a blonde with two brain cells?

A: Pregnant

Useless Skin

Q: What do you call the useless skin around the vagina?

A: Woman.

This week, The Packers try survive without Rodgers against...

And finally, a story about sex in Thailand that I am sure The Sultan of Silicone, who went there could attest to...

and if you look at their website, you can see who really owns them...

More one liners...

Upside Down Blonde

Q: What do you get when you turn a blonde upside down?

A: A brunette with bad breath

Working in a gym, Big Al is familiar with this sign...

With the majority of American's clamoring for gun control, the Congress chooses to pick this course of action rather than dealing with what American's want...

In Entertainment News, Sofia Vergara is now the highest paid actress on TV, making 41 million dollars a year. And this GIF shows why she is so highly paid...


Blonde and Washing Machine

Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a washing machine?

A: You can drop your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you around for a week.

And it is not only President Trump who is getting flack on his response to the Vegas shooting,

the First Lady is also coming under fire...

The Pedophile

Q. What do you give a pedophile who has everything?

A. A bigger parish.

In Fashion News, an interesting "Who Wore It Better?"...

and The 5th ranked Badgers try to remain perfect as they play Maryland...

The country is still trying to deal with the shooting in Las Vegas and how it could happen...

And now Trump is railing against another team that did not stand for the National Anthem...