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And Today's Jewish Joke goes under the category of "Never Trust A Fart", from our most reliable old

fart,                                                                                          ...

                                                                                               

and how to make a pimped out Chanukah bush...

A look at some of the best Jewish Stand-Up comics every week on the 

Jewish Jokes Page, so take a listen as The Chairman brings you this

weeks Kosher laugh fest...

With all the submissions The Chairman gets each day, this topic is the most popular.
With this in mind, we now have a category which features "The Jewish Joke of The Day".

​Debbie Praver has been an invited guest performer at the Las Vegas Comedy Festival, shared the stage with Kathy Griffin in Dennis Hensley's "Screening Party" and also appears in the movie "Screening Party". She is the producer and headliner of "Armed With Laughter: Soul (dier) Boot Camp", tours with Armed Forces Entertainment, performs regularly at The Improv at Harrahs Las Vegas, headlines the show "An Evening of Sarcasm and Stand Up" in Los Angeles and is the host of the "I Know, Right??" podcast.

Debbie honed her writing skills with Desperate Housewives Creator Marc Cherry and Desperate Housewives Co-executive Producers Joey Murphy and John Pardee. The refinement of her stand up act happened as she studied with the fabulously talented yet brutally honest Improv owner Mark Lonow. She has been published in Los Angeles' Atomica magazine, has been a fill in sidekick for Dennis Hensley on his Sirius Out Q radio show, makes appearances on paper in Dennis Hensley's "Misadventures in the 213" and Del Shore's novel "Sordid Lives." Her impatience combined with her sarcastic wit made stand up comedy her only career option.

She toured as a Dance Leader for the media tour of the Broadway musical "Footloose", choreographed many fitness videos (those include Bob Harper's "Inside Out Method", Denise Austin's "Pilates Matwork", and George Forman's "walk it off with George"), and was the technical choreographer for "the Method workout" series for Fit TV.

Debbie received her BS in Physical Education/Exercise Physiology from Cal State University at Long Beach and has multiple group fitness certifications. She can be found teaching all sorts of fitness classes around Los Angeles.


Praver spent too many years in Disney costumes including Minnie Mouse, Pinocchio, Sneezy, Grumpy, Dopey, the March Hare (who???............the hare is in Alice in Wonderland), and in a pinch she crouched down to do Donald Duck in a parade. Her memories of being a Jewish

Disney Princess are related in this funny video...

Two medical students were walking along the street when they saw an old Jewish man walking with his legs spread apart. He was stiff-legged and walking slowly.

One student said to his friend: "I'm sure that poor old man has Peltry Syndrome. Those people walk just like that."

The other student says:  "No, I don't think so. The old man surely has Zovitzki Syndrome. He walks slowly and his legs are apart, just as we learned in class."

Since they couldn't agree they decided to ask the old man. They approached him.

And one of the students said to him, "We're medical students and couldn't help but notice the way you walk. We couldn't agree on the syndrome you might have....Could you tell us what it is?"

The old Jewish man said, "I'll tell you, but first you tell me what you two fine medical students think."

The first student said, "I think it's Peltry Syndrome."

The old man said, "You thought - but you are wrong."

The other student said, "I think you have Zovitzki Syndrome."

The old man said, "You thought - but you are wrong."

So they asked him, "Well, old timer, what do you have?"

The old Jewish man said, "Well, I thought it was GAS - but I was wrong, too!"

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