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 And today's Jewish Joke comes to us from a source we have not heard from in months, that Master of

Mastication, the Maven of the Mandible, our own                                                                                ...

Today, a Jokes From Shaf favorite that needs no introduction, Rodney Dangerfield. And what is he joking about this time? His doctor, the infamous Dr. Vinnie Boombatz. So listen as Rodney gives his Top 10 Doctor jokes...

A look at some of the best Jewish Stand-Up comics every week on the 

Jewish Jokes Page, so take a listen as The Chairman brings you this

weeks Kosher laugh fest...

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With all the submissions The Chairman gets each day, this topic is the most popular.
With this in mind, we now have a category which features "The Jewish Joke of The Day".

                      April  24, 2018

A clearly inebriated woman, stark naked, jumped into a taxi in New York City and laid on the back seat.

The cab driver, an old Jewish gentleman, opened his eyes wide and stared at the woman.He made no attempt to start the cab.

The woman glared back at him and said, "What's wrong with you, honey?  Haven't you ever seen a naked woman before?"

The old Jewish driver answered, "Let me tell you sumsing, lady. I vasn't staring at you like you tink; dat vould not be proper."

The woman giggled and responded, "Well, if you're not staring at my boobs or my butt, sweetie, what are you doing then?"

He paused a moment, then told her, "Vell..... M'am, I am looking and I am looking, and I am tinking to myself, vair in da hell is dis lady keeping de money to pay for dis ride?"

Now, that's a businessman!