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July 23, 2024
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A young woman teacher with explains to her class of children that she is an atheist. She asks her class if they are atheists too. Not really knowing what atheism is but wanting to be like their teacher, their hands explode into the air like fleshy fireworks. There is, however, one exception. A girl named Sara has not gone along with the crowd.
The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different.
"Because I'm not an atheist."
"Then," asks the teacher, "what are you?"
"I'm Jewish."
The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Sara why she is Jewish.
"Well, I was brought up knowing and loving God. My Mom is Jewish, and my dad is Jewish, so I am Jewish."
The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason," she says loudly. "What if your Mom was a moron, and your dad was a moron. What would you be then?"
A pause, and a smile. "Then," says Sara, "I'd be an atheist.
Mike Fine is an American stand-up headlining comedian, writer, actor, producer and ordained Rabbi. He’s also founder and President of Roasted Daily Productions, Inc., a boutique creative content development and consulting firm offering an array of personal services to a diverse mix of A-List Celebrities, and Pro- Athletes, including numerous Oscar, Grammy, Emmy nominated artists and performers. Mike’s clients have appeared on Comedy Central, HBO, The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon and Jay Leno, Late Show with Stephen Colbert and David Letterman, Saturday Night Live, The Daily Show, America’s Got Talent, Howard Stern, as wells as countless other TV and Radio programs.
A frequent guest on TV and radio programs, including FOX NEWS, WPIX, AXS TV, SIRIUS XM, BLOOMBERG, WOR, WABC, RED STATE TALK RADIO, he’s appeared in feature films, including an appearance in the Award winning Documentary “WHEN JEWS WERE FUNNY”. Fine, has also starred in multiple pilots one of which for VICELAND and is currently starring as a recurring judge in the official OFF – BROADWAY production of “THE GONG SHOW LIVE”. Mike has also been featured in The New York Post, New York Daily News, along with write ups in Cosmopolitan, The New Yorker, Gothamist, EliteDaily, US Magazine, and countless other print and digital publications worldwide.
After co-starring and co-writing three seasons of the cult hit cable show “The Ferris Butler Program”aired on, Manhattan’s Time Warner Cable, with former Saturday Night Live writer Ferris Butler, Mike went on to become an accredited staff writer for the New York Friars Club Roast of Quentin Tarantino, Jack Black , Dennis Rodman, Boomer Esiason, Padma Lakshmi, and Ricky Schroder. After quickly establishing himself as one of the industries leading joke writers, Mike went on to write and coach performers appearing on Comedy Central’s – Roast Battles.
Combining his passions as a performer and a member of the clergy, Mike set out and founded the Jewish Burial Fund for the Performing Arts, which is a non for profit charity aimed at assisting and providing traditional Jewish burials for artistic individuals who lack the means and resources to do so. The funds currently seeking a 501-c3 status.
Rabbi Fine holds a Master of Divinity, he received his rabbinic ordination from Kollel Ayshel Avraham Rabbinical Seminary and earned his Bachelor’s of Talmudic Law from Neveh Tzion College of Judaic Studies in Jerusalem, Israel. He is also a member of the Rabbinical Alliance of America Igud Harabonim, and serves as a Chaplain with the New York State Chaplain Task Force, since 2016.
Here are some of Mike Fine's standup humor with his deadpan delivery of very funny material...
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