Jokes From Shaf

Jokes From Shaf is a cooperative humor website. We take the best of reader submissionsto go along with the best humor our staff (me) finds and publishes 

updates ONCE a week every Tuesday.​

Send your submissions to me via email at this below link-Email: 

jokes@jokesfromshaf.com

and if you make the grade, you will see your joke, picture or video on Jokes From Shaf. 

Submit often and you will get a nickname and a place in our Hall of Fame.

July  7,  2020

Update 1005

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With the Las Vegas casinos closed, those who wanted to gamble had to become inventive at home to satisfy their urges...

But when the Darkside reopens remember, the rules are as before...put the money in the G-String, don't take it out...

This month, some of the Las Vegas hotels reopened. Many parts of the Vegas experience will be different. Instead of cocktail waitresses in low cut tops coming to serve you your drink, social distancing will be in force, and you better get out your catchers mitt...

and the play will be the same...

Some games will be different, like poker, where 7 people around the table will change. You will still need to maintain your poker face...

and always be on alert for the gamblers who will cheat to win your money...

              July  7, 2020

Coronavirus did what nothing else has been able to do this century...turn Las Vegas dark...

One part of Vegas that will certainly be different now is The Darkside. But rest assured, the dancers are taking advantage of the time off to practice at home and fine tune their pole dancing skills for when the customers return...

One of the most popular items on Jokes From Shaf, those small, clever GIF files.
And we have a million of them. So here is today's entry on the GIF page...

There will be less people at a blackjack table, but the odds will remain the same...